There are certain phrases in the English language that stop you mid-scroll. They are the verbal equivalent of a record scratch at a party. “My swimming trunks have been sucked off hot” is one of those phrases.
My therapist says I have "Aquatic Garment Anxiety." My friends just call it "The Suckening." But I have learned to own the story. There is a strange power in surviving the absolute peak of embarrassment. Once you have had your pants removed by a machine in front of a hundred strangers, job interviews become easy. Public speaking is a breeze. What are they going to do? Boo me? I've already been naked in a pool. my swimming trunks have been sucked off hot
I was doing what I call the "Lazy Sasquatch"—floating on my back with my legs dangling down, letting the current drift me toward the deep end. I felt a gentle tug on my waistband. Then a firmer tug. Then, a hydraulic grip that rivaled a python. There are certain phrases in the English language